Car or Girl

Kinja'd!!! "Mattbob" (mattbob)
09/20/2013 at 12:44 • Filed to: carorgirl

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A weekend at dirtfish, or a week of whatever you want with Giada De Laurentis?

Giada De Laurentis

Keep in mind she is a world class chef.

Dirtfish


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:47

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I go with the one who can make me a GOTDAMNSANDWICH! after I finish.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:49

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pfft! EASY

I will go to dirtfish, learn how to handbrake turn. Then go to her house and handbrake turn and she will be driven crazy!


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:50

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Jackpot. I GIS 'd her.

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Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:51

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Dirtfish! My wife is already a good cook.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:51

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so... related.

Top Gear USA went to dirtfish, I posted on facebook that I wanna go and jokingly suggested it be my birthday/christmas present... busted the wife looking at dirtfish class schedules and pricing and she quickly closed her laptop!

THEN! then I posted recently about a love milage civic for sale, and she asked "would you rather rally school or a new car?"

UMM... I CAN'T MAKE THESE KIND OF DECISIONS!!!


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > MonkeePuzzle
09/20/2013 at 12:52

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:52

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The glorious funbags give her the instawin. Also she is a MILF.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 12:54

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Plus he said "whatever you want"! How do I put this tactfully...her asshole would hurt on Monday.

That wasn't tactful, but it's all I had.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:55

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Well. This is unexpectedly difficult. Dirtfish, because rally always wins.

But food always wins, too... Nope, still rally. Rally > food.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:55

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All three holes would be destroyed while she's making my samitch.


Kinja'd!!! hollanddjw 1 > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:56

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You can buy a weekend at Dirtfish. You can't buy a week with a beautiful woman who happens to be an amazing chef.

Girl.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 12:56

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It's a good thing she's a good cook.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:56

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Oh and if my wife is reading this, obviously I am answering this hypothetically baby. :)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:57

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Yup. An incredibly sexy one with nice tits. 10/10 that would be the best GOTDAMNSANDWICH! of all time. ALL TIME!


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > MonkeePuzzle
09/20/2013 at 12:59

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Get the Civic and hoon the hell out of it.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:00

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its not that kind of civic :P 1990 1.5l sohc sedan. Daily commuter if anything.

but handbrake turns in it will still drop Giada's panties...


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:04

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'nuff said.


Kinja'd!!! Chteelers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 13:10

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Yeah, but this was before her reduction. She doesn't look like this anymore. Now her head just looks disproportionately huge.


Kinja'd!!! Chteelers > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:11

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Pre-reduction or post? She doesn't look that great anymore.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chteelers
09/20/2013 at 13:12

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SHE HAD A REDUCTION!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Chteelers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 13:17

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That was exactly my reaction. Check out her recent pics, and the grow a little older, and feel a little sadder.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:37

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I think I might start doing this every day, or every other day, should I make a cool logo and do the polls like DD,Track,Burn?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 13:39

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This whole post between you needs to be crossposted to Jezebell.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 13:40

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I bet you "GIS"ed her.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:42

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"I've got reserves!"

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Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > hollanddjw 1
09/20/2013 at 13:46

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Agreed.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Chteelers
09/20/2013 at 13:49

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Well, it is fantasyland anyway, so why not pre?


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Chteelers
09/20/2013 at 13:50

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You just ruined Christmas. :(


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 14:11

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*head explodes*


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 14:54

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Pretty certain I'd blow it with the Chef, so Dirtfish it is.

Could I do a 3/4 day at dirtfish with packed lunch from Giada?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
09/20/2013 at 15:02

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No, no lunch for you!


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 15:19

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What about a date with Giada hooning through forests in a WRX?

No? How about that AWD Toyota people carrier?

Ok. Fine. A Geo Metro. Happy now?