![]() 09/20/2013 at 12:44 • Filed to: carorgirl | ![]() | ![]() |
A weekend at dirtfish, or a week of whatever you want with Giada De Laurentis?
Keep in mind she is a world class chef.
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I go with the one who can make me a GOTDAMNSANDWICH! after I finish.
![]() 09/20/2013 at 12:49 |
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pfft! EASY
I will go to dirtfish, learn how to handbrake turn. Then go to her house and handbrake turn and she will be driven crazy!
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Jackpot. I GIS 'd her.
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Dirtfish! My wife is already a good cook.
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so... related.
Top Gear USA went to dirtfish, I posted on facebook that I wanna go and jokingly suggested it be my birthday/christmas present... busted the wife looking at dirtfish class schedules and pricing and she quickly closed her laptop!
THEN! then I posted recently about a love milage civic for sale, and she asked "would you rather rally school or a new car?"
UMM... I CAN'T MAKE THESE KIND OF DECISIONS!!!
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The glorious funbags give her the instawin. Also she is a MILF.
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Plus he said "whatever you want"! How do I put this tactfully...her asshole would hurt on Monday.
That wasn't tactful, but it's all I had.
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Well. This is unexpectedly difficult. Dirtfish, because rally always wins.
But food always wins, too... Nope, still rally. Rally > food.
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All three holes would be destroyed while she's making my samitch.
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You can buy a weekend at Dirtfish. You can't buy a week with a beautiful woman who happens to be an amazing chef.
Girl.
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It's a good thing she's a good cook.
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Oh and if my wife is reading this, obviously I am answering this hypothetically baby. :)
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Yup. An incredibly sexy one with nice tits. 10/10 that would be the best GOTDAMNSANDWICH! of all time. ALL TIME!
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Get the Civic and hoon the hell out of it.
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its not that kind of civic :P 1990 1.5l sohc sedan. Daily commuter if anything.
but handbrake turns in it will still drop Giada's panties...
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'nuff said.
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Yeah, but this was before her reduction. She doesn't look like this anymore. Now her head just looks disproportionately huge.
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Pre-reduction or post? She doesn't look that great anymore.
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SHE HAD A REDUCTION!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was exactly my reaction. Check out her recent pics, and the grow a little older, and feel a little sadder.
![]() 09/20/2013 at 13:37 |
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I think I might start doing this every day, or every other day, should I make a cool logo and do the polls like DD,Track,Burn?
![]() 09/20/2013 at 13:39 |
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This whole post between you needs to be crossposted to Jezebell.
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I bet you "GIS"ed her.
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"I've got reserves!"
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Agreed.
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Well, it is fantasyland anyway, so why not pre?
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You just ruined Christmas. :(
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*head explodes*
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Pretty certain I'd blow it with the Chef, so Dirtfish it is.
Could I do a 3/4 day at dirtfish with packed lunch from Giada?
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No, no lunch for you!
![]() 09/20/2013 at 15:19 |
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What about a date with Giada hooning through forests in a WRX?
No? How about that AWD Toyota people carrier?
Ok. Fine. A Geo Metro. Happy now?