Car or Girl

"Mattbob" (mattbob)
09/20/2013 at 12:44 • Filed to: carorgirl

A weekend at dirtfish, or a week of whatever you want with Giada De Laurentis?

Giada De Laurentis

Keep in mind she is a world class chef.

Dirtfish

DISCUSSION (32)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:47

I go with the one who can make me a GOTDAMNSANDWICH! after I finish.

MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:49

pfft! EASY

I will go to dirtfish, learn how to handbrake turn. Then go to her house and handbrake turn and she will be driven crazy!

William Byrd > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:50

Jackpot. I GIS 'd her.

Kinja'd!!!

Tom McParland > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:51

Dirtfish! My wife is already a good cook.

MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:51

so... related.

Top Gear USA went to dirtfish, I posted on facebook that I wanna go and jokingly suggested it be my birthday/christmas present... busted the wife looking at dirtfish class schedules and pricing and she quickly closed her laptop!

THEN! then I posted recently about a love milage civic for sale, and she asked "would you rather rally school or a new car?"

UMM... I CAN'T MAKE THESE KIND OF DECISIONS!!!

William Byrd > MonkeePuzzle
09/20/2013 at 12:52

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:52

The glorious funbags give her the instawin. Also she is a MILF.

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 12:54

Plus he said "whatever you want"! How do I put this tactfully...her asshole would hurt on Monday.

That wasn't tactful, but it's all I had.

ddavidn > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:55

Well. This is unexpectedly difficult. Dirtfish, because rally always wins.

But food always wins, too... Nope, still rally. Rally > food.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:55

All three holes would be destroyed while she's making my samitch.

hollanddjw 1 > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 12:56

You can buy a weekend at Dirtfish. You can't buy a week with a beautiful woman who happens to be an amazing chef.

Girl.

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 12:56

It's a good thing she's a good cook.

William Byrd > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:56

Oh and if my wife is reading this, obviously I am answering this hypothetically baby. :)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 12:57

Yup. An incredibly sexy one with nice tits. 10/10 that would be the best GOTDAMNSANDWICH! of all time. ALL TIME!

Mattbob > MonkeePuzzle
09/20/2013 at 12:59

Get the Civic and hoon the hell out of it.

MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:00

its not that kind of civic :P 1990 1.5l sohc sedan. Daily commuter if anything.

but handbrake turns in it will still drop Giada's panties...

AbigGRNboot > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:04

Kinja'd!!!

'nuff said.

Chteelers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 13:10

Yeah, but this was before her reduction. She doesn't look like this anymore. Now her head just looks disproportionately huge.

Chteelers > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:11

Pre-reduction or post? She doesn't look that great anymore.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chteelers
09/20/2013 at 13:12

SHE HAD A REDUCTION!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chteelers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/20/2013 at 13:17

That was exactly my reaction. Check out her recent pics, and the grow a little older, and feel a little sadder.

Mattbob > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:37

I think I might start doing this every day, or every other day, should I make a cool logo and do the polls like DD,Track,Burn?

Mattbob > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 13:39

This whole post between you needs to be crossposted to Jezebell.

Mattbob > William Byrd
09/20/2013 at 13:40

I bet you "GIS"ed her.

William Byrd > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 13:42

"I've got reserves!"

Kinja'd!!!